OODLES OF DOODLES: Let the graphing geekfest begin! We've watched as Desmos slowly and surely amassed a collection over the years of cartoon doodles of Cartman and Doraemon, among others, along with "sweetie pi" grams for Valentines Day. Now, we got word from Ars Technica that WolframAlpha has something similar going on, except their roster is filled with A-list celebrities like Tom Cruise, Bob Dylan, and um, Nicholas Cage. Who knew we were all just a function of parametric sine curves?